bitches better watch out!

Bitches like to just flap them jaws. well, you know what we are sick of that shit and we aint't gonna take it. if they don't zip their lip, SPLAT, a pile 'a' eggs to the face!

Throwin eggs at them bitches like all damn day! We're so tired of bitches droppin lines like

they're so REAL mutha cluckin cluckers need to take a break on that nonsense!

What do we do when them jaws dont stop flappin?!

We delete them, they're dead to us and we drop flucker cluckin eggs on em'!-FA

What To Do After Valentine's Day Is Over

What To Do After Valentine's Day Is Over:

Throw all that shit away!

Fashion Assholes can only handle so much sap, wine, and flunkerdoodle chees

e!!!

They say, it aint over till The Fat Lady sings well damnit I'm done!

Shit, i ain't even thrown out the Christmas tree yet and already I gotta deal with all these chocolate donkies, heart shaped paddle locks, and cupid tarps!

Well, enough is enough!

That's why we use our handy-dandy-sucker-noodle-52936-ELITE!

Just flip that muthrfucken shit and WHOOOOSH! Everything's gone and you can get back to your fuckin Champagne bubble bath party.