The Tale of the Ring Less Popper Gone Abso-Freekin-Lutely MADDD!
Simmy Sammz was clicking fleas into pixie dust one fine evening when The Ring Less Popper decided to make a tomato sauce mockery madness all over Simmy's new lamp shade wristwatch!
Simmy was in state of shock. All at once Simmy shivered, and saw a ransom note with a Ring Pop attached to it; The Ring Less Popper demanded an emotional attachment from the Lord of Ring Pop Rings!
Simmy was not having any of that! "Muther efff your wanker sauce. i never wanted your flunckin ring pop around my finger anyway so take that grimy sewer soup, plaster of parasite and put it in your mouth receptacle."
...erase - eradicate
shoo fly - don't bongle me...
Simmy waved his finger in the face of The Ring Less Popper and cast a dirty-waste-water-spell! He was then sent into exile followed by being buried alive in ring pops and the only way he's allowed to unearth, is if he SUCKS his way out!
(just then Mother Goose got word of Simmy Sammz disturbance, she then decided to get the Ring-Less Popper on the dial...)
Mother Goose stood at the top of Mount Seahorse and exclaimed:
Mother Goose stood at the top of Mount Seahorse and exclaimed:
Be at peace-Mother Goose
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