Hi My Name Is ASSBERT!!!

  FA was out on the town last weekend in their Alma Mater Venice Beach, California.

They were visiting with very wonderful happy great, sweet people DJ Bu$rider and T-Money.

FA decided to take a walk down Abbot Kinney, detouring from CAVE Gallery...

When they passed by a shop filled with shoes. (YELP)

The shop was rather bland, in fact there are shops in the Garment District off Maple that look fancier

than this place. Yo'.

Either way, we saw shoes, even though the shop didn't invest in any wall fixtures, nor did they invest in proper seating...Every pair of shoes was lined up against the walls on the FLOOR. The back stock-storage was visible from the window but hey we saw shoes.

FA, us, we, walked into the shop and said hello!

We were greeted nicely by a CLIENT waiting on the shop keeper to bring her a pair of shoes.

We took a 6 second walk around the 200 sq. foot store and halfway around the SHOE boy walks out and

proceeds to show the client her shoe request.

Completely ignoring FA.

To that Mother Goose surmised a statement, "Oh, okay, I see. So you only greet people who ask to try something on." FA walked out strong. FOK dat!

So to him we drafted this priceless composition: "Hi My Name Is ASSBERT!" 

inbox us for original print quotes.

We also like to give a lot of love to the crew at Alex Bittar for welcoming us in like true rock stars we salute you!(YELPing)

it's been a long time

we shouldn't have left you

without a dope article to read...to

-thank you timbaland

a delicate herbal sausage, in a crisp sandy summer broth, in a sunny place

B A G G I N: The Legend, The Mystery, The Manifesto

B A G G I N: The Manifesto

Representative of our experience at Fresh and Easy, about a feelin we never felt before...

C'mon

just anotha day in the lbc

beatin the holiday craze

with a friend in need of lunch

show up, joking, stylin wildin laughin

out-of-control

quality figures food shouldn't be an issue

Fresh n Easy oh so easy

Aisle one so damn cheesy

He says mushrooms are okay

Get what you like, shit we bout ta play

Where's my cart?, twist it, turn it toward

The wreckage shiiit discounted refridgerated booty

We aint no f'n pirates but we bout to cherish this

Treasure, justly so

It's all good now headed for the door

Self Scan

one-item-at-a-time

this food/lunch/dinner/breakfast

stunnin my stomach

bout to be wreckage

check check check checkin

Start

Stop

shit aint scannin

Homeboy wearing Green

Hired-Meant-To Oversee this muthafuckin scene

Rockin a Fresh N Easy Tee, walkin lightly

One accessory: Walkie Talkie

Askin what's the matter? Lookin at errythang

Like he can understand

Ain Soph Aur draggin carrots across the glass

Useless Cutie creating traffic

Just cause he wearing that green dont mean

That he knows a mutha fuckin thing

Fresh N Easy yes yes oh so breezy

Food

Scanned

Useless Cutie

Off the scene

Baggin time

Checked

Out

All is oh so good

On the way out out

Playing Tetris with these goods

And their deliciousness

Shit KTG and Ain Soph Aur

Smilin Baggin

Checkin, takin the appropriate time

When some mutha fuckin shrimp

Cocktail is straight streaming down the line

Little girl rushing us like we gone take

Girl?! We just Baggin

Momma steady scannin

Ain Soph Aur and KTG still

Playin Tetris, packin snacks

Useless cutie flying around many

Check out lines, homie aint doin nuthin

Rockin all uh dat GReen, lookin so cute

Uselessy.

Tetris highest score achieved, groceries stacked

Highest points toward leaving

We OH SO LEGIT

Packed, stacked, wreckage bout to be lunch

I see you, you see this

Thoughts and actions manage to make all of this

Happen

Dont mind us

We just BAGGIN MAN!!!