Hi My Name Is ASSBERT!!!

  FA was out on the town last weekend in their Alma Mater Venice Beach, California.

They were visiting with very wonderful happy great, sweet people DJ Bu$rider and T-Money.

FA decided to take a walk down Abbot Kinney, detouring from CAVE Gallery...

When they passed by a shop filled with shoes. (YELP)

The shop was rather bland, in fact there are shops in the Garment District off Maple that look fancier

than this place. Yo'.

Either way, we saw shoes, even though the shop didn't invest in any wall fixtures, nor did they invest in proper seating...Every pair of shoes was lined up against the walls on the FLOOR. The back stock-storage was visible from the window but hey we saw shoes.

FA, us, we, walked into the shop and said hello!

We were greeted nicely by a CLIENT waiting on the shop keeper to bring her a pair of shoes.

We took a 6 second walk around the 200 sq. foot store and halfway around the SHOE boy walks out and

proceeds to show the client her shoe request.

Completely ignoring FA.

To that Mother Goose surmised a statement, "Oh, okay, I see. So you only greet people who ask to try something on." FA walked out strong. FOK dat!

So to him we drafted this priceless composition: "Hi My Name Is ASSBERT!" 

inbox us for original print quotes.

We also like to give a lot of love to the crew at Alex Bittar for welcoming us in like true rock stars we salute you!(YELPing)

it's been a long time

we shouldn't have left you

without a dope article to read...to

-thank you timbaland